The Kyle

A drink made of Maraschino Cherries and its juice, Cranberry/Raspberry juice, Sprite Zero and just a hint of red wine.

The Kyle I had last night was crazy delicious, yaddidi?

by madeNchina December 9, 2008

the kyle

a very religious group of people whom's sanity could be questioned and would do any thing for their leader
TOM

over thy years the Kyle have had an ongoing disagreement with the elyk's but so far the elyk's have stood no chance.

oh no the Kyle is cuming for my foreskin.

by cronix_z293 November 25, 2019

The Kyle

When your girl has a sore back, have her sit on a heating pad for about an hour. Start making out with her that leads to foreplay. Once you're ready have sex it's like when you put your legs into a pair of pants fresh from the dryer, it's like that, but for your dick. Yeah, it feels THAT good!

"Wow, he gave her The Kyle!"

OMG, he gave me The Kyle last night! It was amazing!!"

by JohnnyThunderkowk March 9, 2024

the kyle crane

There is a sex position called “the kyle crane”, to do the kyle crane you need to stick a rusty hammer in a girls asshole, then cause internal bleeding

Dude that girl was bleeding after the kyle crane

by Chico__ August 9, 2021

the kyle peet

yo this kid is a straight up faggot, he thinks hes cool caquse hes got a girl thats like 4 years younger then him hes bassically a pedafile

kyle goes out with megan it must be him pullin "the kyle peet"

by Nick Basle March 14, 2005

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

the kyle peet

he has a tiny wang an an hes always talkin redneck slang his chick has this black the growin out of her cheek it makes me wanna get out the tweezers an give it a little twekk

shut up guys megans so hot an i love her som much but shes 14 an im 18 right thier is pullin the kyle peet

by cody/cricket April 1, 2005