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the jacob

A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
Would you like anything to drink with breakfast? Yes, could I have the jacob please.
by Jacob_F May 12, 2007
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The Jacob

The Jacob has come, and he brings gifts!
by BLAM! November 5, 2004
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The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.
After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.
by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021
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The Jacob Special

A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.
Jess: WOW last night was amazing

Mikayla: Why, what happened?
Jess: Jonah gave me the Jacob Special
by Treereeeee December 17, 2019
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The Jacob Mabb

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014
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The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
by Pigdick December 2, 2016
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The Jacob Complex

When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
Damn the dude has The Jacob Complex I mean look that’s Jacob 1,2,3 and Jacob mom over there!
by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020
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