the jacob
A wonderful morning cocktail consisting of Orange Juice, Grapefruit Juice, and Gin. Roughly 1:1 OJ and GJ plus Gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
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The Jacob
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The Jacob Special
A sexual foreplay position where person one sits with their legs wide open, and person two sits in between their legs, preferably naked. From there person one will use one hand to fondle the others genitalia, the other hand to caress the breasts (if person two is female), and their mouth to suck on their neck.
The Jacob Special by Treereeeee December 17, 2019
The Jacob Mabb
A Orgasmic Sandwich including
Peanut Butter
Nutella
White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
Peanut Butter
Nutella
White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
The Jacob Mabb by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014
The Jacob satorius
After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
The Jacob satorius by Pigdick December 2, 2016
The Jacob Complex
When one person named Jacob finds a group of friends who slowly changes his families names with other Jacob titles even his animals all become a version of Jacob until Jacob consumes all around him only to be stopped once the world has become a Jacob itself
The Jacob Complex by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020
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