the jonathan
the jonathan by 02dahl November 24, 2017
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The Jonathan Move
When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.
Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!
Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.
You're disgusting,you know that?
Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.
You're disgusting,you know that?
The Jonathan Move by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014
jonathan the savage
A man who beats his meat where ever whenever, a true badass
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions
Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)
A man who seizes what he wants regardless of others opinions
Ex.(During class, at home, at other peoples houses, in the councilors office, etc...)
jonathan the savage by jonny man March 20, 2015
jonathan the zombie
jonathan the zombie by tutyilion February 13, 2017
the amazing jonathan
A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.
Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!
Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.
Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
What an asshat.
Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.
Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.
What an asshat.
the amazing jonathan by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006
Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd
Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.
Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)
Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd by JamariusQuangleDangleFan2001 May 26, 2022
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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