The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.

"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."

by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.

I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.

by Pteryo November 12, 2023

little man in the hat

another word for a woman's clitoris

suzie loves to play with the little man in the hat

by marty777 April 27, 2006

The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.

example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."

by GF April 20, 2006

Dirty man with the yellow hat

The act of constantly spanking one's monkey while eating a banana using too much teeth.

I give myself the best dirty man with the yellow hat.

by platinumgaming57 June 24, 2021

the man in the red hat

by far, the coolest CS character in the world. Also, going to become the coolest, most seductive, and awesome super hero on the face of the earth; well in the case, EVER!!!

the man in the red hat is flying over Gotham, when suddenly he picks up a girl off the street, and she is so incredibly attracted to him that they immediately start fucking in midair. He is a stunning man...

by sacrilicious December 28, 2003