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The Hand 

A fearsome stand which has the ability to scrape away things from existence including but not limited to: air, pottery, the ground, or metal. It can also decide to bring the user closer or the object closer. It replaces things when it scrapes it away with similar things for instance
Warning. Before scrape
Waing. After scrape... not wa ing
Okuyasu: man i want the tv remote. The hand scrape air please
The hand: *scrapes the air bringing the remote closer*
Okuyasu: thanks
The Hand by ArfArfSays October 10, 2019
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The Hand 

The stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable. It would definately be a kick-ass stand, if only Okuyasu wasn't such a fucking dumbass.
1: The Hand is the best stand
2: No, it's Magician's Red.
1: No.
The Hand by Risotto Nero September 28, 2020

The Hand 

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.
The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!
The Hand by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

The Hand 

A device that some people keep on there desk that consist of a mechanical hand in a box.
When anyone opens the box the hand comes out and closes the box.
It is meant to be a metaphor for the life that some people lead by just living by going through the motions and not thinking about the meaning of life etc.
He's got The Hand on his desk.
The Hand by Judge dredd7 October 1, 2011

the Hand 

A device in the future that will allow all human beings to sit, watch TV and masturbate without actaully engaging any of their muscles. The name refers to the device specifically used for men; however it can also refer to the female device as well, which is similar in concept but with some physcial modifications.
All you really need in life is the Hand.
the Hand by Boiler Bro Joe October 3, 2004

The Hand Thing 

A movement where you switch your hands back and forth clapping with other people, known as "The Hand Things." It came from a video on youtube with some mannequins who started to do it, and called it "The Hand Thing." It has now become an official thing to do when you're with your friends as a joke, or alone when you get bored.
"Let's do the hand thing."
"He's really good at doing the hand thing."
"He can do the hand thing really fast."
"I can't stop doing the hand thing, I showed your cousin it and he's now doing it too!"
The Hand Thing by SoiledBeans November 13, 2016

the hand to forehead technique 

when you should have done something, but missed the opportunity now you are left in regret.
hand to forehead technique

no i did not get her number. now must use the hand to forehead technique.