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The Great Plains

The most boring chunk of land you will ever visit. Located in the US, the Great Plains takes up all or part of Montana, Wyoming, The Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Texas. Driving through here is like being in Math class. There's jack shit to do and you'll see more tumbleweeds than you will houses.
Jim: "Dude I heard Dave died while traveling the Great Plains."
Ethan: "Well no shit, that place's boring as hell"
Tim: "You guys have traveled?"
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