The Google

George W. Bush's term for a popular internet search engine. It can be used to pull up maps and search for subjects of interest.

"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."

by evkl1 November 1, 2006

the google

The search engine used by George W. Bush and/or any other government official.

George Bush uses "The Google" on the "Internets"

by Jorgey November 7, 2008

the google

George W. Bush's way of referring to the popular search engine, Google.

"Yesterday I was using the Google"

by Ninja337 December 31, 2006

The Google

The Google, more commony known as the internet, is a series of tubes.

"I'll google it."
"Google will tell me."
"Google solves everything."
"What is The Google?"

by opposingAspirer July 24, 2009

The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010

The Google Game

The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.

Hey, do you want to play the Google game?

by mike cokizard March 10, 2010

The Google Cake is a Lie!

The Google made the Google logo look like a cake at 27/9/2010 celebrating it's 12th anniversary!

But.... we all know... the Cake is a Lie!

-"Did you saw the new Google logo?"

-"Meh, The Google Cake is a Lie!"

by panikovliton September 27, 2010