the fiddler

When a women licks the side of a shlong as if she was playing the fiddle.

"I really want to bang Amanda, I hear she is stupendous as the fiddler."

by Facktopian Bob October 29, 2015

the fiddler

When a woman is licking the side of a shlong as if she's playing the fiddle.

Damn, Brittany knows how to do the fiddler.

by Enerhgize November 6, 2015

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011

Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.

Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.

by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011

fiddler on the roof

When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.

Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.

by TeirGas February 12, 2008