Skip to main content

The Elon

The act of using an Estes rocket while autopegging.
Last night I tried out The Elon. Let me tell you, it was outer worldly.
by DistinguishedAsshole March 20, 2021
mugGet the The Elon mug.

The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.
“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”
by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025
mugGet the The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD) mug.

Elon Pooped The Bed

He did it! I know it! Go to Spain and ask Amber Heard!
Hym "Elon Pooped The Bed! I know he did it!"
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
mugGet the Elon Pooped The Bed mug.
I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.
Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
mugGet the Elon is not the creator of AI mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email