The Dark Tower 

The incredible epic tale, written by Stephen King, of Roland Deschain's search for a tower that holds up all of existence. In his search he encounters all sorts of beings and worlds that are all somewhat parallel. This series can be taken as one of King's greatest works. It contains seven long novels that create the larger tale. The first book was written back in the 70s, and the last book in the series was released in 2004.

"Time is but a face on the water" (DT4- Wizard and Glass)

The Dark Tower by mooth July 28, 2005

The Dark Tower 

The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.

Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.

Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.

The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.

If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.

May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.



See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.

Childe Roland to the Dark Tower came.

The Dark Tower by Tobias February 10, 2005

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

glow in the dark towel by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022