The Dairy

Where Kenny Rodgers was raised, bitch.

Hi, I'm Kenny Rodgers and welcome to Jackass. We're doing the Dairy Challenge!

by Tylertc13 November 5, 2010

the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

The Dairy Queen

After finishing your load into a prostitute's mouth, you then flip her upside down. If she looses the load or spits it out, you get your money back.

I gave that midget the Dairy Queen and got my rocks off for free!

by Tv0 February 23, 2009

the dairy challenge

chugging milk until you throw up. last one to hold down their cookies wins

this here's the dairy challenge

by BAM!!! February 25, 2008

The Dairy Maid

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.

I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!

by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

The Dairy Farm

When 3 or more people with penises organise themself into a circle face to back assuming a squatting/seated position, usually in an outdoor area. The people then grab the penis of the person in front and provide pleasure to them until completion.

Would you like to come join us at The Dairy Farm after work.

by Sparks&Sprockets July 15, 2025