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The Covenant 

The greatest movie ever created. It features really hot guys doing magical things. You can't go wrong. It's amazing.
Gunther: Hey Jack, I'm going to rent a movie. Got any suggestions?

Jack: Why yes Gunther, I do. The Covenant is an amazing movie. You should rent it....or better yet....buy it!
The Covenant by Jam91 May 18, 2009

the covenant school of dallas 

a private school in dallas with a lot of homework and not a lot of freedom some fake ppl and horrible uniforms. most ppl are genuine and high school is better. if ur not smart than ppl might say something abt u being in lower classes. most teachers r cool except the ones that call u sinners and heretics when u get a question wrong.
person 1: i go to the covenant school of dallas
person 2: u must be rich to afford those ugly uniforms... but do h hv any good friends
person 1: some are fake but if i ever need anything the drama and choir kids have ur back especially nathan

The covenant of saint 

A cult founded by just a boy dedicated to the survival of just a girl named Nicole.
They're saving Nicole they must be part of The covenant of saint Nicole.

The covenant of saint Nicole

A Cult founded by just a boy to save "just a girl" named Nicole.
They're saving Nicole the must be part of The Covenant of saint Nicole.

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

ass of the covenant 

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
ass of the covenant by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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