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The Covenant 

The greatest movie ever created. It features really hot guys doing magical things. You can't go wrong. It's amazing.
Gunther: Hey Jack, I'm going to rent a movie. Got any suggestions?

Jack: Why yes Gunther, I do. The Covenant is an amazing movie. You should rent it....or better yet....buy it!
The Covenant by Jam91 May 18, 2009

the covenant school of dallas 

a private school in dallas with a lot of homework and not a lot of freedom some fake ppl and horrible uniforms. most ppl are genuine and high school is better. if ur not smart than ppl might say something abt u being in lower classes. most teachers r cool except the ones that call u sinners and heretics when u get a question wrong.
person 1: i go to the covenant school of dallas
person 2: u must be rich to afford those ugly uniforms... but do h hv any good friends
person 1: some are fake but if i ever need anything the drama and choir kids have ur back especially nathan

The covenant of saint 

A cult founded by just a boy dedicated to the survival of just a girl named Nicole.
They're saving Nicole they must be part of The covenant of saint Nicole.

The covenant of saint Nicole

A Cult founded by just a boy to save "just a girl" named Nicole.
They're saving Nicole the must be part of The Covenant of saint Nicole.

Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.
"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

ass of the covenant 

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
ass of the covenant by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011