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the cheeses

the most hardcore gang ever, consisting of master cheese and brie. if you ever take them on, they will fuck you up.
un-suspecting victim: hey man, lets go fight the cheeses

*2 hours later in hospital*


unsuspecting victim: owwwwwwww
by rimz_69 January 18, 2009
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the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 2, 2021
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cut the cheese

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.
'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.
by Online Fan November 19, 2016
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The Cheese of Truth

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”
The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer
by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018
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The Cheese Touch

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
by Stetard March 23, 2020
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The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
by Megladonrider August 18, 2020
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who cut the cheese

who farted
Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?
by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018
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