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The Jake Burnett 

The act of rubbing your penis behind someone else's ear. Preferably executed from male to female, but not limited to.
Guy #1: Dude, last night was so awesome...I gave a girl The Jake Burnett!

Guy #2: Awesome, how did she like it?

Guy #1: Well...she was asleep, but it was the shit!

the Brunetti

to ask someone if you have seen your new beeper and when they say no, wrap your penis around the edge of your hand and show the rolled section out the top of oyur pants or shorts.(Prefferably close to the victims face)
When he claimed to have not seen my new beeper, I decided to give him a Brunetti and make him cognizant of his error.
the Brunetti by Playboy March 31, 2003

The Burkett 

A horrible sandwich, made with a grilled cheese, a deep fried fish patty, a scoop of fresh tuna, and some tartar sauce (for the fish). Oh yea, and the sweat of a nervous man.
A homeless man would rather lick his own filthy asshole than eat The Burkett.
The Burkett by Reefar February 26, 2008

the brunette biznotches 

they run the halls of sandy springs at there private shcool in olney, maryland. theres 3 real brunettes in the group, but they have 2 otha friends with red and blonde hair. the brunettes are renzo, kellz, kiley and the red is dani and the blonde is jessie. they have a wars with the other girls in the grade who are immature and hatin cuz they take the men.
l- who are those sexy girls with the furhood coats?

m- the brunette biznotches!!!!!!

l- dude i wish i was one very badly

m- man i wanna fuck em all

The brunettes 

The brunettes is a group of unstoppable friends consisting of Leyla, Lily, Yasmin, and Amelia. This group has been through so much together and made so many amazing memories. They each have something to bring to the table in the group and love to do fun activities with each other like going to the creek, playing roblox, fashion shows, and so much more. They are inseparable and really quite the amazing friend group.
Stella: ew I hate those little rats and I plan on ruining their lives and splitting them apart.

The brunettes: girl calm down and stop trying to separate us because your a jealous gorilla who has nothing better to do.