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The Bobs

A term for a consultant brought into a corporate office to evaluate efficiency. This consultant is typically an omen of future downsizing and layoffs. "The Bobs" is a reference to the movie "Office Space" where two efficiency consultants named "Bob" were brought into the office.
Boss: "We've brought on a consultant to make our business more efficient. Please cooperate with Mr. Smith as he learns more about our organization. He will be interviewing some of you to find out more about what you do."

Employee: "Uh oh, looks like The Bobs are in town. I better get my resume updated!"
by dirtyqwerty November 4, 2010
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The Bobs

A set of characters coming out of the movie "Office Space." The bobs were two men, played by Paul Willson and John C. McGinley, who came into Paul Livingston's office and interviewed people who were going to get laid of and sent to malaysia for some under-level farming work.
"Ah, I got a meeting with The Bobs."
by Biehnchan July 4, 2005
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The bobs

Oh no I've got The bobs again!
by Keiff April 20, 2007
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The Bobs Syndrome

1) A phrase that derives from the movie Office Space, when consultants(The Bobs) are brought in ask what people do for the company, thus asking the employees to justify their positions in said company.
2) Someone suffering from this syndrome is someone at work, that at present time(past and future as well) nobody can figure out what exactly it is they do for 8+ hours each day. Question it all you want, but it is still a mystery.
Co-worker 1: "Where the hell is he? I have no idea what the hell he does here everyday. Seems like a whole lot of nothing."
Co-worker 2: "It is nothing, always nothing, if you take out the complaining. He has serious issues, one of them being that he has what people in the field called The Bobs Syndrome."
by The MI Shocker December 6, 2013
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the bobster

The bobster is the equivalent to a "massive chad" except the name is bob
The Bobster has arrived!!!
by SEAREDSTEAK January 7, 2021
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run the bobsled

Where a group of sluts line up to bang a bro.
Those soristitutes look like they're hurting for a squirting. I'd bet they try to run the bobsled on me later tonight.
by cockbag123 November 1, 2010
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The Bobsledder

The Bobsledder is when a guy is tittyfucking a big chested milf while his friend is behind him nailing her in the puss. The 2 keys to it are you need to have Cool Runnings playing on dvd in the background, and before you both finish you need to proudly recite the famous line "Feel the rhythm, Feel the rhyme, Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!"
Me and Sanka were down at Dempseys and picked up this milf and took her back up to my apartment to bust out The Bobsledder.
by Derice Bannock December 20, 2006
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