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The Bieber excuse 

When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.
Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!

Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!

Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!

The Bieber Titty 

The money making machine that is the Justin Bieber phenomenon and the ability it has to make so many different people rich. Everyone wants to get a suckle on the Bieber Titty.
* watching the Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris music video *

Jamey: WTF is Luda doin?
Matt: He's joined in milking the Bieber-titty for all it's worth
Jamey: Suckling the Bieber.
Matt: The Bieber Titty is producing much milk and honey
The Bieber Titty by MattB206 April 5, 2010

The Bieber Sanction 

A movement to keep Justin Bieber from appearing at venue near you!
I just signed the local petition to outlaw the Bieber Sanction
The Bieber Sanction by gravy111 December 1, 2010

Sean The Bieber Killer 

the title of someone who kills large masses of biebers, which are babies, just like Justin Bieber. Sean was the first to have this title. It is the greatest honor to have. Sean The Bieber Killer also is teamed up with Taylor The Magnificent. They both were given EQUAL credit to the destruction of Chewbacca and it's husband, and tons of biebers and star wars creatures. The great battle took part at Fort It's Not Over. This Battle will be remembered for the rest of history.
Dude, I think that kid should receive the name Sean The Bieber Killer.
Really, that's like the most honorable thing ever
Yeah I know, but he did save our planet
Sorry Dude, that's not honorable enough
Yeah you're right

The Justin Bieber 

When two guys cum in each other's mouths and try to sing like a girl.
I gave this really attractive guy that looked like a girl the Justin Bieber.
The Justin Bieber by Diry Ry November 5, 2010

The Dirty Bieber 

When you stick the back of a microphone up your girl's pussy and then you sing into it justin bieber lyrics
Guy 1: Dude, I gave my girl the dirty bieber last night
Guy 2: aw man! how was it?
Guy 1: she was screaming baby all night...
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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