the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.
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An untruth, or complete bollocks.
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Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN
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Karen: I'm trying so hard to hate Abby, but I can't. I disagree with everything she does but I still...
Mel: respect her?
Karen: Yeah, that's it. It's like it's impossible to hate her.
Mel: Looks like a case of the Abby Effect.
Karen: The what?
Mel: When you really want to hate Abby but can't.
(Even Karens suffer from the Abby Effect)
Mel: respect her?
Karen: Yeah, that's it. It's like it's impossible to hate her.
Mel: Looks like a case of the Abby Effect.
Karen: The what?
Mel: When you really want to hate Abby but can't.
(Even Karens suffer from the Abby Effect)
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Person 1: Hey bro, what the fuck's goin on tonight ?
Person 2: Man, I'm gonna check out the That iSH and the Abby show tonight.
Person 1: Okay cool, but dude .. you wanna toke up first?
Person 4: Only if we're chilling out to the sounds of That iSH and the Abby
Person 2: Man, I'm gonna check out the That iSH and the Abby show tonight.
Person 1: Okay cool, but dude .. you wanna toke up first?
Person 4: Only if we're chilling out to the sounds of That iSH and the Abby
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