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the "jonny call"

when someone usually a young women and her friend spot a cute guy and instead of being so forward and just walking up to him and acknowledging he's cute(becuase some guys heads get really blown up if u do that) they pretend to reconize him then a conversation starts up and then the exchanging of the #'s.
kiki: hey loook at the guy hes kind of cute its time for the "jonny call".
lucy: he is "ok"
lucy:hey jonny hey jonny oh im sorry i thought u was someone else.whats your name?
kiki: u look so familiar
the guy: my name is chase what are you ladies doing tonight.
by leahleah October 3, 2007
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fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
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