The Shriv

When you haven't fucked a girl in 3 weeks.

Bhul is on the shriv. Allergic to the shriv

by YB Skelly January 19, 2017

shriv

a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.

I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."

by plsg + smike March 14, 2003

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 6, 2004

Shriv

Going without sex for more than two weeks.

Brenna hasn’t had sex in at least month, she is really shriv

by 302guy December 12, 2018

Shriv

Shriveled person. Wrinkly man or woman.

"That old shriv keeps telling me to turn my music down."

by Jamie Sol Rosenberg May 22, 2008

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 5, 2005

shriv

real small wrinkle dick

cory monroe has a Hela shriv as dick.

by b to the o to the b May 14, 2003