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The person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amusement. Often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.
Hey koliyah, why do you think I am the programmer?

Who says I think that?

Everybody, I heard you say it.

How did you hear me?
by Nottobrite September 19, 2005
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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a smart yet retarded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he'll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he's basically a 1337 nub :D.
what it said above will work.
by treeman November 03, 2004
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