President

Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.

"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

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$$$, there's jefferson, washington...

#1: *hands #2 some cash*
#2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"

by jasmine April 29, 2002

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a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea

hey baby say hello to the president

by brokenrecords33 August 24, 2006

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When a girl describes a massive dick and was schooled by it

Omg, the preside on the guy I was with last night was fucking outrageous

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A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.

You know you my #1 president.

by panicatthebisco February 23, 2009

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