The Marmaduke

a sexual act in which the male fucks the female until he ejaculates inside her vagina. he the continues fucking her until his ejaculate is frothy. He the proceeded to retrieve an ice-cream cone and serve the ejaculate to the female.

She asked if i was willing to give her the Marmaduke, and i said yes; but i was out of ice-cream cones.

by Dr.mcgiggitygiggitybobbob October 23, 2011

marmaduke

Motorboating, but with your tongue waving all over and tons of slobber flying everywhere.

I was more than happy to marmaduke her ample cleavage.

by Kray-Zee September 15, 2009

marmaduke

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005

marmaduke

a talking dog. or a close friend.

hey, look at that marmaduke

by maramdukegooch August 3, 2010

marmaduke

The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner's ball sac is revealed.

I was so upset by the referee's bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.

by Rowdy Yates January 4, 2006

Marmaduke

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.

That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.

by Yllets December 24, 2008

marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

by The James Thompson September 16, 2014