by tangenthoughts December 23, 2009
A referee, or "ref" for short, is a person whose job is to ensure that the rules of a competitive event are observed and obeyed, or at least in theory. In reality, they are the scapegoats for any shortcomings that the players have and are generally treated like utter shit by both players and spectators alike.
Soccer Player: Dude, that referee was such a fucking piece of shit. Hey, nice call, fucker!
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?
Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
Person: Shut up. How would you like to try to manage a fair game, only to have half of the field scream vulgarities and death threats at you, then vandalize your car?
Soccer Player: But...but...it was a bad call.
Person: Damn, you're a fucking dolt.
by DLoc1337 July 30, 2008
a group of people, sometimes known as an officiating crew, that cover sports games (such as football, basketball, hockey, and so forth baseball's referees are known as umpires). also known as people who should be replaced by robots on the field because of their unmistakably horrible calls on key plays and big games (see: referees overturning an interception in Colts V Steelers, 1/15/06)
by SnoJoe January 16, 2006
In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.
by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009
A blind crazy idiot at a basketball game
Who needs to be stripped of theee clothes and glued to the floor
Who needs to be stripped of theee clothes and glued to the floor
by Loveyahey December 12, 2020
by Ivan Ivan'ch October 19, 2005
1. Someone who screws you over when all is on the line. These are the people not good enough to be atheletes themselves, so instead they must take up the pin-stripes and make bad calls upsetting everyone in a vengeful way. Disregard any "official" title around their name, because the only thing official about them is their rug-munching nature and horrid calls.
see blind homosexual backstabber
see blind homosexual backstabber
by Joefus March 6, 2005