The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

by El Contractore January 14, 2008

happy meal

Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!

I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.

by MicJaiy May 22, 2005

Happy Meal

When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."

Angus began to vigerously masterbate when the driver ordered, then delivered a Happy Meal.

by Hungry Unicorn/ Squish Mitten May 13, 2006

happy meal

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open as though she's making a big happy smile.

Man, look at the mouf on that girl... I'll bet she'd take my happy meal with ease.

by al-stud December 26, 2009

Happy Meal

When a girl is eating chicken nuggets simultaneously as she is getting eatin out

"Hey Austin I could really go for a happy meal right now"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"

by Niedsman June 25, 2017

Happy Meals

The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.

"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."

by 2011 December 9, 2008

Happy Meal

Molesting any small life form while wearing a clown costume at a flea market.

when you give a happy meal, you also give hope.

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010