Happy Meals
Happy Meals by 2011 December 9, 2008
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adult happy meals
A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.
Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.
adult happy meals by combat_rock May 17, 2004
three fries short of a happy meal
Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
three fries short of a happy meal by Fishyghost January 18, 2008
among us happy meal
Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!
among us happy meal by relatlves June 3, 2021
Shit in my Happy Meal
When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Shit in my Happy Meal by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009
among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG)
among us happy meal (3AM) (SCARY) (GONE WORNG) by amogus happy meal(3am)(Scary) August 28, 2021
a few french fries short of a happy meal
Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.
I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
a few french fries short of a happy meal by Junipersmile April 8, 2007
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