When a McDonald's drive-thru cashier ejaculates on the face of the driver of a car while yelling "HAPPY MEAL."
by Hungry Unicorn/ Squish Mitten May 03, 2006
"Hey Austin I could really go for a happy meal right now"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"
"Okay jenna we'll stop at Mcdonald's then I'll eat you out when we get home"
by Niedsman June 24, 2017
by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
A meal that comes with a happy ending!
by Mrs. McDonald June 30, 2011
A meal served in McDonald now called "Suicidal Destruction Meal" in the modern days.
Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Little Kid: I want HappyM.....-
Daddy-Son of a bitch.
*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
Daddy-Son of a bitch.
*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
by DONT BUY HAPPY MEAL! August 30, 2009
As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
by mindstall June 22, 2011
A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
by NataShy May 07, 2011