When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.
Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).