Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry

Kanye West

“I was sick about awards couldn’t nobody cure me, only player that got robbed but kept all of his jewelry”

Only Player That Got Robbed But Kept All of his Jewelry by bighamsam20 January 22, 2025

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music that shouldnt be played

Music that shouldnt be played is the song i wanna tell you a secret

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’

music that shouldnt be played by defonotskye October 27, 2021

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Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'"

Coding Artistry Escape Based Prayer: "'If THat Is Your Significant Other Then Let Me Haunted House'" by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

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that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

that feeling when you won a game you never played before by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020

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that one game you never played

mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!

that one game you never played by ihaenhaipoehahat June 10, 2009

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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