textopause 

After a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.

Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.

Cure includes textolygamy.

Have you heard from Lesley lately? She doesn't text me anymore...does she have textopause?

textopause by von Brown May 19, 2010

Teenopause 

When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.

E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.

Example (in use)

1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!

Teenopause by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011