text man 

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.

'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'

text man by nrealok September 17, 2021

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man 

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back

Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023

Text maniac 

An individual who sends an inappropriately large number of SMS text messages, especially to an actual or potential romantic partner. The text maniac's messages are typically banal and uninteresting.

Jane: "I think heard your phone beep. Did you just get a message?"
Lucy: (checking) "Yeah, it's from John. AGAIN. He's such a text maniac- he's messaged me 10 times already today."

Text maniac by Helsta December 23, 2009

Text Manus 

Breaking News Just In

A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission

Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!

Text Manus by C Norris May 22, 2006

text-a-mans 

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.

LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS

text-a-mans by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017

"Manial" Text 

When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.

Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.

Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.

Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?

"Manial" Text by valeritude November 11, 2011

mans got a text 

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island

mans got a text

mans got a text by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019