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text man

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.
'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
by nrealok September 17, 2021
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U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back
Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man
by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023
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Text maniac

An individual who sends an inappropriately large number of SMS text messages, especially to an actual or potential romantic partner. The text maniac's messages are typically banal and uninteresting.
Jane: "I think heard your phone beep. Did you just get a message?"
Lucy: (checking) "Yeah, it's from John. AGAIN. He's such a text maniac- he's messaged me 10 times already today."
by Helsta December 23, 2009
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Text Manus

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A brand new epidemic of Manus has been discovered to be spreading around the globe via electronic devices such as cellular phones and other portable communication accessories.

The virus takes the form of an e-mail or text (SMS) message, and contains two deadly words: “Text” and “Manus” The message may also contain other words as well, trying to disguise its true form, but it still has the same effect no matter how many letters are displayed.

In order to get rid of the Text Manus, (Codenamed TM) you must forward the message in question onto another contact, then delete the original TM as soon as possible. The same rules apply as normal Manus, you are protected once you have passed the TM on, but if it falls into your hands, it has disastrous effects. The only difference between TM and palm-slapping Manus is that there is no way of blocking an incoming transmission
Phone: Beep Beep
User: Hmm, I have a message from an unknown number, let me see what it says

A short while later...

AHHHHHHHH I GOT TEXT MANUS! I GOTTA PASS IT ON ASAP!
by C Norris May 22, 2006
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text-a-mans

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.
LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS
by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017
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"Manial" Text

When a guy minimally texts a girl. As in, he doesn't ignore the girl,which would allow the girl to begin hating him, but also does not text her enough to woo her. He text the minimal amount to keep her interested.
Girl texts Guy: Wanna go see a movie on Friday.

Guy texts Girl: Sounds fun.

Girl texts Friend: I think I just got a "manial" text. He didn't say no, but he didn't say yes, and he didn't ask me to do anything else. Do you think he's into me?
by valeritude November 11, 2011
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mans got a text

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island
by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019
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