texas toilet 

A texas toilet is the act of putting desserts such as cake or pies on the vagina while letting the owner of the vagina urinate while you eat the desserts(before or after fucking it,preferably after)

I heard margret had a texas toilet by robert.

texas toilet by Dickerdowner30000 September 5, 2017

Texas Toilet Paper 

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

Texas Toilet Paper by Myname July 31, 2004

Texas Toilet Paper 

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.

I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.

Texas Toilet Paper by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007

Texas Toilet Paper 

Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.

Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.

Texas Toilet Paper by eltremblero October 7, 2010