texas douche

Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.

"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."

by NickFL June 28, 2008

Texas Douche

When your turd hits the water in the toilet so hard it backsplashes all over your ass.

"You're such a Texas Douche...no better than an ass covered in shit water."

by Cabaluchi February 21, 2020