texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Get merch

Get the texan dickfudge mug.

See more merch

Related Words

texan dickfudge • texan • Texan Liberal • Texan Asshole Blaze • Texan cumshake • Texan Finisher • Texan PB&J Factory • Texan Teabag • Texan Tussler • Texan Balloon