texabilities 

ability to send and receive tex messages

Im sorry i didnt get your messages because I lost all my texabilities!

texabilities by Chicago4265 August 24, 2010

Tanabilities 

How nice the conditions are for tanning. If the weather is good, the tanabilities are good. The ability to tan. A word used by experienced tanners. These tanners won't care about -20 degrees as long as it's still sun. Tanning from sunset to sundown is very usual. Norwegian vikings are famous for their tanning skills. It's said that sun screen is actually forbidden in Scandinavia, although it's just a rumour.

Wow, have you seen the weather outside!? The tanabilities are great! Yeah, I now man. I've been tanning since sunset. Tell me about it. I tanned in the moon light all night. Think I got a moon burn. Wow, that's hardcore. Yeah, I know, I'm that good!

Tanabilities by Harwexx May 16, 2011

sexabilities

The ability to pleasure another person during sex with a variety of moves and positions.

Last night was so good that my wife bragged to her friends about my sexabilities.

sexabilities by inchoo August 17, 2009

Terrabilities 

Terrabilities: human created structural barriers in all aspects of life that impose limitations on individuals with disabilities (combines theories on ableism and choice, vis-a-vis the 'ability' to contribute to 'terrible' outcomes). Examples: (1) inaccessible product design, (2) undue hardships in receiving legally mandated services, (3) societal attitudes

Universal design and framespotting are critical components of dismantling terrabilities.

Terrabilities by heartlanderist August 23, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004