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tetherballs

when older men develop saggy balls.
"Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"
by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007
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Tetherballs

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010
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tetherballs

when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.
"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."
by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008
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Tennessee Tetherballs

When one tries to slap a individual's testicles so hard, they wrap around his leg.
We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!
by Delaware Seagull Shake July 19, 2023
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Tetherballer

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"
by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009
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Tetherball pole

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.
Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?
by Staycreative. April 17, 2017
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Tetherball

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
by drotic October 7, 2009
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