tetherballs
tetherballs by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007
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Tetherballs
Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.
Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?
Tetherballs by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010
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tetherballs
when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.
"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."
tetherballs by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008
Tennessee Tetherballs
We were showering after practice and Alex's slapped my nuts so hard that he gave me a case of the Tennessee Tetherballs!
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Tetherballer
A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009
Tetherball pole
Tetherball pole by Staycreative. April 17, 2017
Tetherball
Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.
2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.
Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.
2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.
Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:
1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.
2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."
Verb:
"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.
2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."
Verb:
"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
Tetherball by drotic October 7, 2009
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