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testudo
A diamondback terrapin that represents the University of Maryland. Testudo lives outside of McKeldin Library and watches squirrels. If you rub his nose you get good luck.
Fear the Turtle!
Fear the Turtle!
testudo by Edible Elf May 21, 2008
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Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft
Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."
Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012
Tetudo
Street word meaning big breasted male comes from southern california mexicans and originated in the Inland Empire. Used as a joke on family or friends and rarely as an insult.
Tetudo by ChangoPeludo82 May 12, 2013
testudosexual
\ test-oo-doe-seck-shoo-ole \ , adjective, noun;
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile
testudosexual by senoramonkeypants January 26, 2012
testudophile
\ test-oo-doe-file \ , noun, adjective;
1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual
1. Turtle-lover
2. Anyone who expresses explicit interest in turtles
3. A person who is sexually attracted to turtles
See testudosexual
Psychology teacher: In this clip we will see an instance of an individual expressing traits of a testudophile.
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!
(Shows YouTube Video)
Reporter: What do you think?
Testudophile Kid: I like turtles!
testudophile by senormonkeypants January 26, 2012
testudos
A. a sort of turtle
B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..
B. an army performed by roman soldiers in which they all raise their sheilds to protect each other..
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