Testicle'd 

When you are at a large music festival, and two circle groups form right next to each other, and you are stuck in between

Ohh mate you won't believe how many times I got testicle'd last night

Testicle'd by Generic_username1 March 3, 2015

Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.

Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .

Testicle Dressing by dermena September 8, 2015

A Left Testicle Decision 

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

A Left Testicle Decision by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

Testicle Doom 

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

Testicle Doom by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011

Testicle-demiglaze

The greasy film left over genitals after a night of filthy sex

the testicle-demiglaze I have now is strong enough to bring a tear to a donkey's eye.

Testicle-demiglaze by macdad March 31, 2003

Testicle Diddler 

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

Testicle Diddler by JazzJ May 28, 2011

Testicle Difficulties 

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.

“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”

Testicle Difficulties by BigO96 December 29, 2023