test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

Test pilot

Short for "A test pilot in a Broom Factory"
Shorthand for a domineering or authoritarian person who want things to go thier way by any means, or not at all.

The new secretary is a test pilot.
This bureaucrat is the chief test pilot.

by Magnificent Mutley October 18, 2008

internet test pilot

Person who surfs to questionable or known pornographic sites from his work computer. He is very useful to his co-workers that are too scared to "hit that link". This person is either unaware of company tracking software or counts on the highly proven theory that "they can't catch us all!"

Lenny is our internet test pilot

by Lancelot link February 6, 2007

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019