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An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.
So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away
by doc rich September 22, 2015
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