Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.

Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Brown Eye Tenderizer by GravyTrain2231 February 18, 2020

Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

turd tenderizer 

The active male homosexual.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer.

turd tenderizer by sbo March 28, 2011

turd tenderizer 

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!

turd tenderizer by sbo March 17, 2011

meat tenderizer 

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

meat tenderizer by Ronald G January 2, 2006

memphis meat tenderizer 

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

memphis meat tenderizer by savages April 16, 2014

Meat Tenderizer 

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

Meat Tenderizer by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005