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A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

telepiphany

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.
Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

telebingeing

The act of catching up on a tv show in increments of over 6 hours. Bingeing on television.
I can't go out this weekends, I'm telebingeing on the last season of Game of Thrones.
telebingeing by KCPavlik December 19, 2013

Telekipathnetic 

Adj/n- Someone who is both telepathic and telekinetic
"Dude, she is so telekipathnetic!"
"What, so she can read your mind, and move objects around?"
"Yeah, don't mess with the telekipathnetic!"
Telekipathnetic by Playing Hooky August 26, 2012

teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi 

The ability to telepathise.
I have teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi!

teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi 

The ability to telepathise, or read one's thoughts. This word may be used to show off how much you can say.
I have teletiphyingfazzlenozzlevaininleroxi!