Any of severalIsrael-based preachers who proffer rip-roaring "fire 'n' damnation" sermons on da boob-tube one or more times a week.
TelAvivangelists are all well and good for merely spouting sermons and expecting us to just accept what they say as true, but I would like to also hear from the opposing-viewed "AskAvivangelists", who pose the "tough questions" about religion that the prejudiced and closed-minded mainstream scripture-screamers aren't willing --- or even able --- to address.
When a vacationing white man attends a rave in Tel Aviv, and tries to blend in by poorly imitating an Israeli accent, and bugs the crap out of the locals by asking everyone for molly, and to shut him up they just give him generic Vyvanse instead.
Bro, it was fun, except I went to the club and got totally Telavivanse'd. The locals are nice here though, everyone calls me a gentleman, only they say it like "gentile", its a sexy accent, and a couple of them are gonna teach me how to hanglide tomorrow. Anyways, see yall when I get home next week.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).