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John Shedletsky, also known as "Telamon", is the Creative Director of the allegedly "free" MMOG known as Roblox. He is generally either heavily worshiped or shunned by the community, and is infamous on Roblox for "Blame John", his unhealthy obsession with fried chicken and the fact that he acknowledges that he is a "Liar, Scoundrel and Thief".

Shedletsky has generally gained more hate than praise over the course of 2009 and onwards, considering his known greed for money by creating insanely expensive hats, more Builders Club Payment Packages, more Builders Club features and theoretically trying to suck wallets dry, and the fact that he tries to look as if he is professional, though seems like a common fool as seen in some threads, ie. his reply to the thread regarding "SFOTHIV being BC-Only".
Telamon's Comment regarding SFOTHIV being BC only:

1. I can ban Exploiters and get their main account.
2. I was curious how many tickets it would make (answer: a ton)
3. I was interested in whether there would be fewer noobs in-game (maybe)
4. It's my game and I'll do what I want.
5. Trololollollll.
Telamon by FasdYourSeatbelts November 9, 2012
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The evil sidekick of Erik Cassel. He takes over millions of obsessed kids with an inside joke about fried chicken on his online game ROBLOX. Someday us minecraft users will crash the website and destroy telamon (John Shedletsky)!!!
You are fat and lazy like telamon.
Telamon by cppppppatrick October 15, 2011

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed
Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.
Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Ice-Teamonade 

Ice tea mixed with lemonade.
Arnold Palmer makes one hell of a Ice-Teamonade.
Ice-Teamonade by SteelersTatted July 19, 2010

Telemonkey 

Derogatory term referring to a telesales person.
I hung up because there was just a telemonkey on the other end
Telemonkey by AdriHD May 3, 2019
A main admin on ROBLOX that is usually your first friend. If I am correct you can not delete him and mysteriously he is never online.
Look at these to see more about telemon:

ROBLOX
Admin
Noobs
telemon by ZELDAJESSI October 20, 2013
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