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Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.
Teeter-tot Surprise by fett37 August 3, 2010

teeter totter 

When you and another individual take turns on a singular charger, switching off when a device dies.
A: "Sorry I need your charger."
B: "I'm using it. My phone's really low."
A: "We can teeter totter, dude."
B: "Oh okay."

tallahassee teeter-totter 

When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.
"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."

Teeter Totter 

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.
“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”
Teeter Totter by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Alabama Teeter Totter 

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

Teeter Totter 

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad
"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."
Teeter Totter by tobee October 16, 2015