technol

If anal sex were a sport, Jeff would be in the Olympics for it.

Noone can ass-dive like technol can. He plain 0wnt you foo!

by Tard January 28, 2004

technol

If anal were a country, Jeff would be king.

Jeff is DEFINATELY the king.

by Jakki January 29, 2004

technol

A pimpin' dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. He makes girls like anal sex. Also likes lesbians. Known as Jeff. Sucks because he gets to go to Asia and we don't.

"Man, I had anal with Technol last night!"
"OMG..I had anal with him the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! He makes anal so good I want it everyday!"

by Megan December 24, 2003

Technolize

the coolest person alive in the history of this planet

Godly unmatched skillz

by Technolize March 17, 2005

Technolate

Word used to tell someone that they're late, it was first heard in technodad's (technoblade's father) discord event with motherinnit, it was used by technodad's wife to tell him that he was late

*someone going out the door being late to something*

Person: "bye technolate!"

by l00ncyph3r June 17, 2023

technol

Nickname or alias owned and used by Jeff Schneider himself.

Technol knows he's way cooler then you.

by technol December 08, 2003

Technol

Someone who can’t use technology properly. A verb describing the misuse of modern technology around the world. Could be used to describe the fact that a technology is deficient or incompetent.

Jeff-“Hey bro, do you even technol?”
Khan-“No, I can’t technol”
Jeff-“You suck at technology then”

by Steve Buscemi the fake April 30, 2018