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tech guy 

in a typical adventuring team, the person in charge of equipment maintenance and modification.
tech guy: I added a few features...
tech guy by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009
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tech guy 

indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.
Why do we always get called tech guys in front of females?
tech guy by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

Tech Guy  

Tech Guy is any man who is good with computers. He also stinks like shit from sitting in a tiny room all day fixing your computers and fapping to CP.
That tech guy is a real mac fag.
Tech Guy by NelsoGonzalez February 1, 2009

Tech Guy 

The coolest guy in school who fixes your tech stuff. He is around 26 years old, tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is so hot.
Tech guy is soooooo hot!!!!!! ;0
Tech Guy by Idea Pigeon June 19, 2018

Tech Guy 

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot
I’m friends with a Tech Guy
Tech Guy by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
The Tech Guy by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023
Techguy refers to a person whos bad at doing something they like.
"I'm really like cooking, but everytime I just burn the food"
"Stop being a Techguy then"

Boy 1: "Bro, I'll never play with randoms again. I'm only losing!
Boy 2: "This is why you don't play with Techguys."
Techguy by AbubBodypillow July 31, 2020
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