Tearful

Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it

A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!

by Sahley January 25, 2007

Tears

Fluids excreted from the eyes whenever damage is done to the cardiac muscles.

Tears came falling from my eyes when she ripped my heart out.

by Laufenmann April 5, 2010

Tears

Semen.

She quenches her angst with male tears.

by Squatbird June 13, 2018

on a tear

a string of behaviour that is compulsive and devient. the bahaviour is typically of an "adult" nature such as drinking, screwing, swearing.

Jill was so pissed about the flat tire that she went off on a tear. Every other word was fuck.

Brad has been on a tear of calling in sick recently. He hasn't worked a Friday in over a month.

by Cliff96 April 10, 2006

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 3, 2018

Tears

The means by which masculine will power is overcome by feminine water power.

"Hey did you see the tears on Jim's face?"

"Yeah, and if I never saw his junk in the gym locker room, I would say he's a woman."

by tomrom September 27, 2013

No Tears

Don't cry. Don't be a bitch. They are making fun of you on the Internet. It's the INTERNET bitch. No RL (Real Life).
Often used under the pretense of being gay.

No Tears, dude. Man up.

by ZoobOrange May 15, 2010