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Teao is a person who keeps to themselves. But is a very caring and loving person on the inside.
Hey it's teao!
Teao by anonymous November 22, 2021
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tea-o-con 

Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.
The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.
tea-o-con by Xigman February 11, 2010
A Sarah Palin/George Bush Republican disguising themselves as a Constitutional Conservative/Libertarians to co-op and hijack the original Ron Paul inspired Tea Party movement.
Neocon1: Hey! Look at all those people, angry at our big our of control war mongering government.

Neocon2: Yeah, they are really gaining some serious momuntum.

Neocon1: Time to divide and conquer the TeaParty movement so we can continue trillion dollar deficits and wage war!

Teaocon: Great, were in! Now lets talk about bombing Iran and get the left to call us racists! These teabaggers dont stand a chance!
teaocon by RomulusRP February 11, 2010
A former/current Bush/McCain-style neoconservative that has infiltrated the liberty movement that was founded by Ron Paul supporters in 2007.

A teocon is a confused or generally hypocritical individual that ostensibly demands less taxation and government but still demands that the military industrial complex intervene in world affairs at taxpayer expense.
That teaocon Sarah Palin thinks Obama should bomb Iran, doesn't she know that war IS a "big government" program?
Teaocon by agentem February 11, 2010
Teaonna is a beautiful woman that has her shit straighten out. She is amazing and very sweet! Has long beautiful hair. She don't take crap from anyone and won't let anyone her in her way. She's surely a queen.
"Have you met Teaonna?"
"Yes! She's wonderful!"
teaonna by SugahHoneyIceTea August 19, 2017

tea o'clock 

1. A scheduled time to take a tea-break.

2. All the time.
To the cafe! It's tea o'clock.

Is it tea o'clock yet? I'm due for a brew.
tea o'clock by scaryanna March 1, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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