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the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

team smash by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

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Team Smash Mode

When you and your Homies are down to hit. A collaborative effort of being down to smash it anytime, anyplace.

"hey do you think she's down the smash?"

"Of course BRAH, team smash mode"

Team Smash Mode by Cheat2w!n June 22, 2013

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Teamsmash

Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day

F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright

Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off

Teamsmash by Sergeant B. May 13, 2010

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Teamsmanship

The act of supporting your fellow brosephuses in the art of the picking up.

Hey Brett, the way you quarintined that girl today was bad teamsmanship for the rest of us. We were stuck answer questions about your faithfulness.

Teamsmanship by Taylork April 20, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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